To Schwalbe or Not to Schwalbe.

(No German gay references please. This a serious subject)

After reading the banter between Mr Savage and Mr Owen about diving(Simulation).I did feel Owen was just trying to be honest in his own straightforward way, below is a quote and a bit about diving.

Owen quote – ‘a dive is sometimes not a dive if a player tumbles to the ground when he could have stayed on his feet’.

 

Diving Traits:

• The player moves further than would be expected from the momentum of the tackle (Bale Style)

• lack of contact consistency (the player nurses a body part other than where the impact occurred, such as contact to the chest causing the player to fly to the ground, holding his face).

Pierluigi Collina  -‘If touched and fouled, a player has every right to go to ground.’

Please also view the Classic ‘Archer’s bow’

With only three outcomes for a team playing football - winning, drawing or losing and with all the tribalism involved. Players are under pressure to do what it takes to win. (Remember two things - Cheating is more efficient and deceptive behaviour occurs in some humans when the potential rewards outweigh punishments)

I not saying it right and my views would obviously be more upsetting if the team I am supporting has been directly affected, but I understand why it happens and would go as far to say one style of diving is more acceptable than another.

Imagine Rooney diving (simulating) in a world cup final and England win the world cup via that. (I would only complain for 10 mins at best)

When it comes to diving, people just need to be more rationale, instead of trying to ridicule and gain the spotlight for something most would do if given the opportunity to gain an advantage. Should things be introduced to stop diving (Style you choose is up to you.)of course, but Witch hunting is not the way forward.

Neville on Diving.

The Possession – (Super Jew Time)

Watching the film tame called The Possession was a chore at times.Until the film took the Super Jewish route and introduced – Matisyahu. (Maybe exaggerating, but it was the usual Daddy and Daughter storyline. Horror genre should do it Mother and Son style – creepy, but should work. However, I digress.

Every time (Matisyahu) - Tzadok appeared on screen it gave the film a sense of originality and something different. Which made me think that having more Jewish or a combination of different religious figures or beliefs could be a good thing in a movie when its comes to Good Vs Evil or Demons vs. Divorced family’s.

(Tzadok shaking his hair had me stitches every time, also the strange looks he provided when told of this great looking Demon)

However, one more thing to add – There is definitely an Inside joke when it comes to some Directors. Another ‘Black’ individual gets killed again. Come on Broski, she was the one with a proper job. – Teacher. Spoiler Alert -  (Even the Dentist/Potential Husband was not killed off correctly – Film never pronounced him dead.His GF did not take long to get over him, if so)

R.I.P Miss Sandy

What would be Best “political prop” for the UK and USA?

After watching The Daily Show for the first time via TV and not paid for through iTunes or viewed via proxy (rant over) It was pleasant viewing and about time this happened (but what about Mr. Colbert?!) However the segment I referring to featured the UK's funniest import John Oliver trying to find the perfect USA democrat props minus the yellow stripe down their back.

 

In general It's about finding the right stereotype to please the masses. Perfect combination for the USA would be Gay (we all love and respect the them. Have to really) A non real American (Latin or Black) Class- Middle with a well know job title everyone can relate to and be proud of – Army (Iraq and Afghan preferred) and walking everyday with Jesus is always a great bonus. Language has to be clear English. So all can understand dialogue. (Don't know why no one has thought Chinese or Asian combo would be great).

Would a disabled angle be good? Here in the UK that would actually work with the Superhuman Olympics coming soon. Army related injury would draw attention as always. Something about fighting for a flag/country just brings out strange irrational reactions that defy belief from somepeople - Sarah Palins quote last-night was a classic example  of just incredible 'Trace decay'

Maybe the words of the 'Dark One' will see her be less vocal this election.


  

Ultimate combo for me would be - Banker whom served in army who is gay or saved by one who is Gay and is a fiscal conservative. 

 
Republic prop or any political figure needs to have substance but maybe minus logic and memory, if that makes sense. Logic - 'Valid Reasoning’ or 'System of reasoning' something most politicians don't seem to understand or need. It would be great to see the republican/conservative party find the perfect prop for the masses to relate to, but I need to pay more attention to UK and USA's up and coming party leaders.

Mr Simpleton.

 After listening to Mr Colbert and Uncle Ruckus over the years. I will have try and cut down on my Racial Slurs, even if I do understand the word ‘Context’. (Example, don’t use the word ‘Coon’ to loosely in Brixton KFC on a Saturday night) However, the most worrying aspect is the use or loose way this is starting to become the Norm in everyday Industries or Markets – Political, Sports etc. (It’s ok in some ways because I am a fan of the ‘Truth’ and what people really think, but this can sometimes be scary)

So, will now try and use words that can relate to everyone and thing without race, religion being involved etc. When trying to make a comment or relating to a negative stereotype.(Will the words ‘Nigga’ and ‘Jew’be missed?) The word ‘Simpleton’ (Imagine Might Mouse song playing while said) Will now be used more often to describe One, if called for.

Def – ‘Simpleton’ - A person who is felt to be deficient in judgment, good sense, or intelligence; a fool.

‘Criminality’ and that is all.

Will try to reframe from using colourful language in relation to these events. (Apologises if any spelling errors etc)

I keep hearing the word ‘Poor’,’Underclass’ and ‘Inequality’

Now these words can be used in many contexts, my idea of the ‘Poor’s’ in this country are the Homeless. (Did not see or have ever heard of them rioting before)

  

These events are pure and raw ‘Criminality’. Trying to relate the riots to other things, results in many people scoring political points ,over analysis of why people are ‘Sick’ (To quote are P.M) and causing race issues.

Example of making a statatement is the Police. We all know they have dealt with worse and can do better. But for some reason they have been/feel they have to hold back. A great example of not holding back is the area of Battersea who used the ‘Jankels’. (Visual power goes along way).Example of letting ‘Criminality’ take place is when you see people breaking into shops in broad daylight and instead of stopping this, they holding back camera crews and turning up one at a time.(They made their point now, we all respect the police more)

I read ‘Self interest’ etc, but everything a human being does is out of self interest from giving to charity to buying pants.

 I hear ‘Social inequalities’. Going to guess that this means ‘groups that do not have social status.’

(The last time I checked the below is available to UK citizens)

Voting rights.

Freedom of speech (You can write, post blogs, hold rally’s etc etc.UK does not have the best reputation in terms of this, but we don’t live in Iran)

Education. Not the best, but at least we learn to read and count if we want to. Key word ‘Want’. Also if we want to go university, then find the damn money from somewhere. I remember monkeys like me washing plates, doing Night shifts etc to get through uni. In other places like the USA no one gets a handout and fees are higher than here. We have libraries also which are free. An example of what a library can do is proven by William Kamkwamba. (I got no sympathy for anyone who is apparently ‘poor’ after hearing this dude)

The Daily Show - William Kamkwamba
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Health Care. It free, again not great. But try living in other countries where you got to pay.

If the issue is ‘Economic inequality’ then people need to stop using banks and start following the Mr Cable route and attack ‘Capitalisalism’. (I am sure everyone has dealt with a bank before and maybe taken out a loan, which has improved their lives in some way).

The bottom-line is ‘Criminality’ from top to bottom has been allowed to take place because of weak laws to benefit ‘Human right’ organisations and weak departments that either want to make a point or are just incompetent in general.

London is suppose to be a world class city and now it’s turned into a joke because some riff raff saw Tottenham get free stuff and run a mock. So the ‘Copycat’ element has now happened. Yes lots of things can be changed to make things better, but people need to have some shame and perspective first before that starts happening and stop thinking that there will be some kind of ‘Utopia’ one day.

People will always cause problems, but allowing ‘Criminality’ to take place goes against why I pay tax.

To quote Gore Vidal.

‘As societies grow decadent, the language grows decadent, too. Words are used to disguise, not to illuminate, action: you liberate a city by destroying it. Words are to confuse, so that at election time people will solemnly vote against their own interests.’